Apr 4, 2010

Happy Easter

This is a song, dedicated to Easter.

You gave yourself for our sins,
Those Jews sure did you in,
You told us you would rise again,
And you did!
Zombie Jesus!

I know we shouldn't hide,
You promise us with eternal life,
But no, I won't put down this knife!

Zombie Jesus,
Coming back from the dead,
Zombie Jesus,
Stay away from my head,
Zombie Jesus,
Why won't you stay dead?!?

I saw you die,
With my one good eye,
I didn't believe you when you said you can fly!

Zombie Jesus,
Coming back from the dead,
Zombie Jesus,
Stay away from my head,
Zombie Jesus,
Why won't you stay dead?!?

(Fuck the Easter bunny!)

Stay away!
I don't want to play!
You can't have my brain,
I know you are in pain,
It didn't go as planed,
because now you are,

Zombie Jesus,
Coming back from the dead,
Zombie Jesus,
Stay away from my head,
Zombie Jesus,
Why won't you stay dead?!?
Zombie Jesus,
Don't make me blow your legs away again,

What's with the bunny?
Is this supposed to be funny?
They don't even lay eggs

Zombie Jesus,
Coming back from the dead,
Zombie Jesus,
Stay away from my head,
Zombie Jesus,
Why won't you stay dead?!?

*shotgun firing* Jesus fucking Christ...

6 comments:

GetTheShovel said...

Your lyrics always kill me. And speaking of Easter, I'd like to share something with you. Every year I drag out the Peep Surgery website. Be sure to go through Phase 1-6 under the Procedure section. The surgeon is a genius.

leondavis3@gmail.com said...

Pretty good I must say

lwr said...

+1 ZOMBIE JESUS.

Mr.Poo said...

Nice song, but now I got this earworm in my head
"Zombie Jesus,
Coming back from the dead.. duda duda daa"

Awesomelissababy said...

baahaaahaaa, you are too funny.... more songs please!

Helena Fortissima said...

Brilliant!

 
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