May 18, 2009


I have a theory... And I will use cleverly placed pictures to help describe it.

The cuter the animal

The better they taste.

All images are result of Yahoo Image search. I don't know the sites they originate from, but if they are yours, thank you.

May 9, 2009

How not to order chipolte

Yesterday I was pretty hungry. I wanted a burrito. My roommate (G44.5) has been locked in his room for the past week, and he was planning on getting drunk (and succeeded) but I convinced him to come with me. I am glad he did. We get to Chipotle, and fortunately there is no line, but as usual they have the music so loud it's hard to hear but that is no excuse for what happened.

Girl: "Welcome to Chipotle, what can I get you?"
G44.5: "Uhh, let me get a bread bowl."
Girl: "You mean a burrito bowl?"

G44.5 blank stare for about 3 seconds
G44.5:" I mean a burrito bowl."
Girl: "What kind of beans and meat?"
G44.5: "What?"
Girl: "What kind of beans and meat?"
G44.5: "Oh, uhh let me get black beans."
Girl: "What kind of meat."
G44.5 looks at me and starts laughing.
G44.5:" I'm sorry what?"
Girl: "What kind of meat?"
G44.5 looks at me and starts laughing again.
G44.5: "Uh, let me get chicken."

He told me he didn't do the same thing for the sauces but I'm still not sure. Now He wasn't drunk, he had a beer. He claimed that he was brain dead from studying for a week straight and then taking a test. I'm not sure whether I believe him or not, but it did provide for an entertaining five minutes.
The Mind of Derek Bowles