Dec 3, 2009

The Ghost of Turkeys Past Act 4&5

I'm a little late on delivering this one, my bad.

Act 1
Act 2

Act 3



"*Yawn* Oh man, it's getting late. I hope this next ghost hurries up."
The clock rang two A.M.

"Hmmm, it should be here by now."

gobble gobble

"What was that?"

Gobble, gobble, gobble

"What in the he..."

"Gobble gobble gobble!!!" an angry turkey said right in Tiberius' face.

"Ahh!"

"Gobble!"

"A turkey? Really?"

"Get away from him you freak!" some one said suddenly.

"Huh? Who's there!"

"It is I!" the spirit boomed.

"I who?" Tiberius asked.

"I! The spirit of Turkeys Present!"

"What's with the turkey?"

"That is the spirit of Turkeys Future!"

"Gobble!"

"Why did you come together?"

"Because we couldn't risk letting you be alone with a turkey."

"I was.."

"Quiet! We have decided to murder you for your crimes against turkeys."

"Murder me!"

"Yes!"
"Gobble gobble!"

"It sounds to me like your boss is out of ideas, if you ask me." Tiberius boldly (and incorrectly) stated.

"Silence!" the Spirit said becoming more agitated.

"No seriously. Two spirits in one go? Murdering me. Some one needs to take a class. Killing some one off at the..."

Bang

"Come on Mr. Gobbles. Our Job is done here."

"Gobble!"


The end or is it...

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Three days later

"What do we have here?"

"Looks like murder."

"Looks like his turkey stuffed him." the man says while he puts sunglasses on.

For the full the effect play the video, right after reading the last line above!

5 comments:

TJ Lubrano said...

*throws popcorn away*

DB! He got killed! Why the sudden death -_-'.

You could have stretched it into a weird Xmas tale you know hehe.

roentarre said...

Somehow I have a feeling that your dormitory is haunted...

Gobble sounds like a goblin dwarf in the deep forest...

:)

Derek Bowles said...

TJ- I can't answer that.

I could have but it was a turkey day story. Moral of the story. Don't sleep with turkeys

roentarre- I don't live in a dorm any more.

Liquid & Tunsie said...

It has ended so soon... Great story though...Do people really sleep with turkeys??? That's SICK. **Roll eyes**

shyloh said...

I have been enjoying your stories.
Have a great holiday.

 
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